Saturday, November 15, 2003 :::  

square714: REALLY?

Auto response from square714: so here's my deal: while snowboarding on tues i took a big fall and landed on my fists. as it turns out, i fractured my R 4th metacarpal. so yea...cast for 4 weeks. yuck. can't type. if you desire to speak to me, then call. make it easier for us both,

square714: that's crazy man
square714: what are your thoughts on that?
square714: we should discuss this
square714: when did you find out?
square714: did you get an xray?
square714: did it hurt?
square714: did they give you a lollipop?
soupman 14: how do i feel?
soupman 14: blek
soupman 14: but whatever
soupman 14: can't do anything about it now
square714: it's like herpes
soupman 14: haha
soupman 14: no
soupman 14: cuz this will go away
square714: they do have those creams that make the herpes go away
square714: vagasil
soupman 14: rilly? i thought u had to have it for life?
square714: well it makes the little herpes friends go away for a while
soupman 14: friends?
square714: yes little buddies
soupman 14: isee
square714: it's sad to see them leave
square714: I wish they were back
soupman 14: haha
square714: I cry now
soupman 14: for the main herpe
soupman 14: but if i had herpeds, id throw 'em a going away aparty
soupman 14: u have herpies?
square714: give them a kiss goodbye?
soupman 14: um
square714: just on Thursdays
soupman 14: blow a kiss
square714: so I'm good to go
square714: hahaha blow
soupman 14: nice
soupman 14: hahahahahahaha
square714: I want to dance with wolves
soupman 14: ya?
square714: yeah, wolves are cool
soupman 14: that sounds like it could be a good story to tell
square714: well I am Indian
soupman 14: http://www.skizzot.com/blog/blog.html
soupman 14: wat has that got to do with it?
square714: it's like the movie
square714: dances with wolves
square714: I'm Indian
soupman 14: oh
square714: wolves like the Indians in the movie
soupman 14: right
soupman 14: but theyr're feather and ure dot
square714: I could scratch off the dot and put a feather in my hair
square714: sounds kinda gay
square714: but it could work
soupman 14: or leave it
soupman 14: do both
soupman 14: im indian (dot) and indian (feather)
square714: you can't be both
soupman 14: says who?
soupman 14: still indian, just double indian
square714: Indians (dot) wouldn't do it with Indians (feather)
square714: no it doesn't work
soupman 14: hm
soupman 14: i s'pose so
soupman 14: but would indians (feather) do it with indians (dot)?
square714: I think Indians (feather) do it with everything
square714: so I don't see why they would be prejudice
soupman 14: what about buffalo?
square714: oh yeah
square714: why do you think they made sure there were plenty of buffalo around
square714: why do you think they used the buffalo hides as blankets
square714: so when they were doing it the guys could pretend that the women were really buffalo
soupman 14: wow, i never thought of it like that
square714: yep I always like opening peoples eyes
soupman 14: thans
soupman 14: i appreciate it
square714: before shooting some incite in there
soupman 14: u funny indian (dot) man
square714: I try to be
square714: sometimes I can't eat meat and that slows the humor down
square714: but whenever that happens I just slip a little sausage in my mouth and I'm good
soupman 14: yea, i can see how

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